There’s a scene in one of the Star Trek movies - the one with the whales - when the crew winds up back in the 1980s. Scotty needs to use an old Macintosh computer. He looks at it and says, “Computer, respond.” When it doesn’t, he picks up the mouse and yells into it. “Computer, respond!
Derek Powazek (noted because I have often been tempted to ditch all logical troubleshooting techniques and employ this method of communication with my useless Macbook Pro over the last couple of months.)