Tumblr population.

Rob: Probably. If I raise $10,000 I get to ride on a tour across the US, haha.
Me: Dude, that's your REWARD? Biking across the country? What a gyp.
Rob: It's called the "tour of champions". Gosh I hope I get to carry a torch. Made of money. And sclerosis.
Me: You'd have to carry one made of hipsters and Macbooks to be representative of the Tumblr population.
Rob: Hipsters, Macbooks and boobs.
Me: And LOLcats.
The teacher presented each child with their graduation certificate and announced a few facts for each child. One of these facts was what the children wanted to be when they grew up. Amid the proclamations of doctor, zoo worker, teacher and mom my daughter said she wanted to be a princess. Sure, this career choice isn’t grounded entirely in reality but it could happen. I like the idea that my little girl isn’t entirely grounded in reality either.

D is for Dad