McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Respectful Yo Mama Jokes.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/5/8klauss.html

  • Yo mama is so healthy her BMI is probably exactly within the ideal range for a woman her age.
  • Yo mama is so well respected within her profession that I bet she’ll get another raise and promotion this year despite the downward trajectory of the economy.
  • Yo mama is so good at cooking she should open her own restaurant. I’d be the first customer.
  • Yo mama is so attractive she could be on the cover of Prevention.
  • Yo mama is so Internet-savvy she should start her own social-networking site designed specifically for moms. It would be really popular.