biancolo.com: Spam in Your Pants

http://www.biancolo.com/articles/spam-in-your-pants

I had a couple relatively funny spam subjects in a row containing the word “pants,” so did a quick search of the 3,000+ or so spam GMail caught for me recently. 16 feature “pants”:

  • Hold the enormous manfullness in your pants.
  • Suddenly you feel that your pants have steel inside them.
  • Your pants will be in order all the time.
  • If you think that power in your pants is not good enough, check this pill out.

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Scrabble Letters Explain How They Are Coping in the Economic Downturn.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2009/5/1hahn.html

Dude, I was on a roll a few years ago: pulling Scrabulous dividends, making major bank on real-estate investments way out in the corners of the board. I was so flush I paid some venture guys to do a cost-benefit analysis on the playability potential of “x-treme” and “x-factor.” We were all set to introduce the hyphen tile when the crash hit. This “8” tattoo on my pec? Meaningless. Got it in Bali. All I got left of my high-point days. Now I’m just trying to keep up my payments on the condo and get motivated to use the Wii, you know? Follow me on Twitter.

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Geographers from Kansas State University have used certain statistical measurements to quantify Nevada’s sins and come up with a county-by-county map purporting to show various degrees of lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy and pride in the Silver State. By culling statistics from nationwide databanks of things like sexually transmitted disease infection rates (lust) or killings per capita (wrath), the researchers came up with a sin index.

One nation, seven sins - Las Vegas Sun