Titles of Songs I Could Credibly Write If I Became a Rap Star.
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- Ain’t Nothin’ but a G Thang, Although I Usually Go by “Greg,” to Be Honest
- Bitches and Hos (I Have Neither/Nor)
- YO Gangsta (Do You Know How to Get to Napa Valley? I Appear to Be Lost)
- I Like Medium-Sized Butts … I Mean, It’s Great If They Have Some Dimension but Let’s Not Get Carried Away, but on the Other Hand It’s No Good When the Legs Just Shoot Straight Up to the Hips and There’s Nothing Else There, I Hate That
- Smack My Fax Up